Lasers... made to make cats play.

 

Farts - why do they smell so bad but entertain so much

 

I'm already tired of this damn puzzle and all I've done so far is turn all the pieces over and find the edges.

 

My husband said I did a good job hanging the new curtains in my office. Thankfully he didn’t ask me if I used the step ladder. I stood in my office chair.

 

Wondering if I can turn this working from home thing into a permanent deal.

 

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Puzzle's almost done.
Ignore the extra pieces...if you don't have parts left over, you ain't doing it right.

 

Is Seth Meyers supposed to be funny? I just don’t get it.

 

Girls wearing baseball caps with their ponytail coming out the back and wearing no makeup are super cute to me!

 

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark

 

If nothing else, when this is done people will have more appreciation for those in service industries.

And you better tip better the next time your see your barber or hairdresser, for real.

 

I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda, I kind of tired of Las Livingroom. It's always fun in the Bedhamas though.

 

I still take long walks pretty much to no where. But the swans and pigeons seem to be doing ok. Mice too as well as retail. You can rent a bicycle if you want to get to places that are closed even faster. If you see a pretty girl, it’s now ok to yell to her as long as she’s on the other side of the canal. Things are easing up

 

I think my sister is trying to kill me!!!
We've been locked up together for two weeks.
She has been buying things online, and they delivered a table today.
Being the good-natured Big Brother than I am.
I figured I could put it together for her.
I opened up the package.
Took everything out of bubble wrap, and when I turned it over.
I see this.

It stopped me dead in my tracks, I looked at her in shock, and said, "What the fuck are you trying to do to me."
All she did was laugh.
I'm going to have to keep an eye on her.
She is a sly little thing.

 

Lighters were always my thing, I've used a 60 yo Zippo, some fancy lighters, some not, complicated cigar lighters, jet lighters, electronic lighters, the best lighters are of course cheap bics...doesnt hurt when you lose em

 

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