1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Is there any random thing you are wondering about that isn’t worthy of an entire thread❓ Ask here.
     
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  2. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Why do people “like” their own post on FB?
     
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    2. Luke818
      And I'm thanking you for doing so ;p
       
      Luke818, Oct 5, 2024
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Ouch. Did you just make a voodoo doll and stick me?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 5, 2024
    4. Luke818
      Hahahaha doubt it only pointy thing I have is my cock from perusing your pics
       
      Luke818, Oct 5, 2024
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    5. submissively speaking
      … pointy? o_O
       
    6. speakeasy
      Sometimes, I'm curious as to who has "liked" it and I click on it accidentally. If I'm aware I did it, I promptly unlike it.
       
      speakeasy, Oct 5, 2024
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  3. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    IMG_4071.jpeg
     
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  4. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    1. Sweetpassion
      Now I wonder why I can’t rate this friendly and funny.:kiss1: No fair that I can’t!
       
      Sweetpassion, Oct 5, 2024
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  5. PD1

    PD1 Porno Junky

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    It's akin to giving yourself a high five.... idiots
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Isn’t that clapping lol?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 5, 2024
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  6. tiramizuzan

    tiramizuzan Porn Star

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    why are sticks so sticky?

    branches and logs aren’t sticky… just sticks

    :cyclops:
     
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    2. tiramizuzan
      you started it… damn log comment

      :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
       
      tiramizuzan, Oct 5, 2024
    3. StrawberryCupcake
      So?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 5, 2024
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    4. tiramizuzan
      how many hard boiled eggs can you eat??

      exactly :cautious:
       
      tiramizuzan, Oct 5, 2024
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    5. StrawberryCupcake
      107. One for each year I’ve been alive.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 5, 2024
    6. tiramizuzan
      ahhh… true

      you’re a wise old crack fox mama :oops:
       
      tiramizuzan, Oct 5, 2024
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  7. ShadySara

    ShadySara Genteel English Rose

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    How long is a piece of string?
     
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    2. tiramizuzan
      divine??

      more like freaking miraculous :hilarious:
       
      tiramizuzan, Oct 5, 2024
    3. tenguy
      What’s Andy got to do with this? Was he te donor?
       
      tenguy, Oct 5, 2024
    4. johnrael
      Metric or English?
       
      johnrael, Oct 6, 2024
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    5. kinkygecko
      "Too God damn long, that's how long" - Captain Spaulding
       
      kinkygecko, Oct 7, 2024
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    6. Themis
      Twice the length from the middle to the end....
       
      Themis, Oct 13, 2024
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  8. tiramizuzan

    tiramizuzan Porn Star

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    Right - this is worth more than just a comment reply

    who is Matilda??
     
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    2. tiramizuzan
      how could have I missed that… she did seem slightly bald for a crack fox
       
      tiramizuzan, Oct 5, 2024
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      I promise she’s yours lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 5, 2024
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    4. tiramizuzan
      I’m so blessed

      :cautious:
       
      tiramizuzan, Oct 5, 2024
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    5. tiramizuzan
      I do see a resemblance :hilarious:
       
      tiramizuzan, Oct 5, 2024
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    6. StrawberryCupcake
      :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 5, 2024
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  9. ShadySara

    ShadySara Genteel English Rose

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    I’ve often wondered, ‘Where does your fist go when you open your hand?’
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Mine goes to sparkle. Not sure if that’s typical.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 5, 2024
    2. tiramizuzan
      mine prefers a cheap holiday somewhere tropical




      with Matilda, of course
       
      tiramizuzan, Oct 5, 2024
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  10. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Who wrote book of love?
     
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    1. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      The Duke of Earl
       
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    2. johnrael
      The same guy who put the bomp in the bomp-ba-bomp-ba-bomp.
       
      johnrael, Oct 6, 2024
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  11. WantSumCandyLittleGirl

    WantSumCandyLittleGirl Candyman

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    How long is a moment?
     
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    1. tenguy
      A tad longer than a sec.
       
      tenguy, Oct 5, 2024
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  12. PD1

    PD1 Porno Junky

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    What's a tad?
     
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    1. camp lajune
      Isn't that the red stuff around the top of a ketchup bottle?
       
      camp lajune, Oct 6, 2024
    2. Sweetpassion
      I thought it was a tiny bit. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Oct 11, 2024
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  13. odi144

    odi144 Porn Star

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    Half a tadpole
     
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  14. odi144

    odi144 Porn Star

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    I didn't come up with this but why is it cold on a mountain, shouldn't it be warm, you're closer to the sun.
     
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  15. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    Why are businesses only open for people who don't have jobs.
    Seriously. We live in a relatively small town. All of the businesses with "Thank you for shopping local" signs on their door, are only open from 10-4.
    If you get off work and get a flat tire on the way home, you're fucked as far as getting it fixed goes.
    You know what businesses are open after 5? Walmart, Home Depot, Best Buy.
    Shop local? Be open when I need you to be open, or kiss my patootie.
     
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    2. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      Close
       
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    3. speakeasy
      Mount Pilot?
       
      speakeasy, Oct 6, 2024
    4. johnrael
      Hooterville
       
      johnrael, Oct 8, 2024
    5. speakeasy
      Right down the road from Pixley.
       
      speakeasy, Oct 8, 2024
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    6. Kenrychard
      And sad thing is there really is a Pixley, Ca and I live damn close.
       
      Kenrychard, Oct 8, 2024
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  16. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Why is it called the 2 minute warning when there's 15 minutes left in the game!
     
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      Related: Why does the last minute of a college basketball game take as long to play as the entire rest of the half?
       
      johnrael, Oct 6, 2024
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  17. JohnnyBravo87

    JohnnyBravo87 Sex Lover

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    Why is it that the bigger a poop feels, the smaller it is?
     
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  18. urdaddy2

    urdaddy2 Porn Star

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    Why should I have a big heart when it just gets stomped on?
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      So you know who is worthy of giving your heart to.
      It makes you stronger though it does suck going through it
       
      phxbi_bear80, Oct 6, 2024
    2. urdaddy2
      I'm trying to be nice but I'm sick of being the bad guy for calling then out on it. I have live the life of the hulk. Don't get me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry. My big heart can switch to big hate just as fast.
       
      urdaddy2, Oct 6, 2024
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      I know how that feels, I was much the same way as a younger man and decided to change so it wouldn't affect my kids.
      Didn't like the person I was becoming
       
      phxbi_bear80, Oct 6, 2024
    4. MNnice
      Keep being nice. When you are nice and get an idiot's reply it says more about them than you. Try very hard not to call them out on it, it will accomplish nothing except verify they got under your skin. Calling them out takes a certain amount of effort and energy and will erase all your "nice person efforts" you collected that day. They are not worth your effort or time.
       
      MNnice, Oct 8, 2024
    5. urdaddy2
      Thanks
       
      urdaddy2, Oct 8, 2024
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  19. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    Why aren't Aldi's selling their own mixed nuts?

    I mean, "Aldi's Nuts" would sell itself.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I’d buy them.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 7, 2024
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    2. ncsubcd6997
      "Put Aldi's nuts in your mouth. We both know you wanna."
       
      ncsubcd6997, Oct 7, 2024
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