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  1. whaatdaah

    whaatdaah Porn Surfer

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    trying to smash my friends sister, whats the best way?
     
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  2. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    What's more important to you? Your friendship or screwing your friend's sister?
    Has she shown any interest in this?
     
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  3. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    If you said you find your friends sister sexy, attractive, and funny. And would like to get together with her, ok. But you just said that you wanted to smash her. Your not a friend. Your an asshole.
     
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  4. whaatdaah

    whaatdaah Porn Surfer

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    well obviously i find her attractive...
     
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  5. whaatdaah

    whaatdaah Porn Surfer

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    and if you're gonna call me an asshole please use the right you're*
     
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  6. Bron Zeage

    Bron Zeage I am a river to my people

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    Have you tried asking her? Maybe ask him. Why are you asking us?
     
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  7. whaatdaah

    whaatdaah Porn Surfer

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    just wanna see what yall gotta say, and the brother doesnt really give a fuck. we had somewhat history
     
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  8. Rothko

    Rothko Porn Star

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    You want to what exactly??? I'm sorry but I'm not familiar with the terminology, but of course she could be retarded like you in which case I would say leave her alone
     
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  9. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    I think he said smash.....however if he approached her like that....she just might smash his balls with her foot.
     
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  10. whaatdaah

    whaatdaah Porn Surfer

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    smash = fucking
     
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  11. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Well, clearly if you "had somewhat history" with your friend (whatever the hell that means), you must be entitled to "smash" his sister. Also, since you find her attractive, the last thing you would want to do is date her, like a normal person, see if you have a mutual desire, and then have consensual sex. Better to seek advice from a bunch of anonymous people on a sex site to see the best way just to fuck her.

    You are a charmer.
     
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  12. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    Wanna smash? Or the classic "Let's fuck in your sister's room".
     
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  13. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    We got it dude!!!! We did before you pointed it out to us....lol but who the hell really calls it that??
     
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  14. Hush

    Hush Happy Hhedonist

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    The full expression is "smash her crotch".....Although three words might have been a bit much for the OP to express.

    Hush....an alias
     
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  15. Cheltenham

    Cheltenham Ascetic Kitten

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    Tell her you want to smash her. Have your friend film it and post it here.
     
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  16. slider1982

    slider1982 Porno Junky

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    Arghh how romantic,
     
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  17. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    Excuse me, ma'am. I would like to extend you the courtesy of my erect penis giving your ravishing vagina a proper thrashing. Would you like to discuss this further over cheese and crackers?
     
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  18. whaatdaah

    whaatdaah Porn Surfer

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    okay sonwe grew up pretty much together and lately i been attracted too her recently, and her brother and i are chill. sister and i used too have feelings a while ago.
     
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  19. Heywood123

    Heywood123 Porn Star

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    No shit do you need advice wiping your ass too
     
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  20. LaceyChains

    LaceyChains Porn Star

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    You have to admit it has a certain charm. I mean, doesn't the idea of being smashed hard just get you wet? Hmm, would that be smashed hard or flat? Either way, he certainly knows how to talk to a lady :D
     
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