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  1. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    Posted by Waker
    What the fuck is with all the political/war/whatever BULLSHIT on the boards today?!? This shit is really pissing me off and has no business here. Annoying "ladies check out my cock size" threads are one thing, but this is totally killing my horniness

    ShakeZula's Response
    \Yeah, ye of who has contributed to exactly nothing. I'm sorry I can't spend all of my time finding new ways for you to fuck bowls of spinach, but I am awake most of the time and I do notice things and I want to know what others think.
    But I'm sorry, I'm being insensitive. Lets only talk about what makes you happy. Lets only do all the things you want to do and complain about everyone who makes you unhappy. Lets rename the entire planet Waker and all the people will be named Waker. All streets will be naked Waker. All proper nouns for everything everywhere will be named Waker. Because that is obviously the only thing that matters. YOu here that folks. You are no longer known as your names, but as Waker. Whatever the fuck that means. Waker waker Waker waker waker waker. Waker, waker waker. Waker waker waker waker. Waker! Waker waker waker waker spinach fucker, waker. Waker waker.

    -Waker-
     
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  2. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    Chunky responding to a thread asking how a guy could give himself a blow jod
    The only way I could give myself a blow job is if I cut it off first. :

    Kimiko's response
    Guys, do NOT try this at home. Chunky is a trained professional
     
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  3. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    Ha fucking ha ha. Ha.

    Yeah, that's funny.

    -S-

    No, really it is. I would have laughed if I wasn't so pissed at other shit.
     
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  4. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    ShakeZula discribing Leila's breasts

    They're large, creamy and white. They project from her chest like the bows of two majestic sister ships headed for tropical virgin waters. When you hug her and she squeezes them against your chest, it instantly puts you in mind of more sinfully decedent activities best done with silk sheets and strawberries.

    What's also interesting about them is when her nipples get hard, they get crinkly, which I always found adorable, and it feels good on the tongue.

    To see them is to want to touch them. To touch them is to want to taste them. To taste them is to be lost in the desire for them and all their attached to and to ravage all that beautiful flesh until you are sated and at one with God.

    But it has been a few years, I could be wrong. :wink:
     
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  5. Pericles

    Pericles Incendiary Instigator and Sensitive Sage

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    They project from her chest like the bows of two majestic sister ships headed for tropical virgin waters - That is the fucking best. I luv it and it made checking out the forum tonight totally worth it. I laughed so hard I nearly had a kitten.
     
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  6. Pericles

    Pericles Incendiary Instigator and Sensitive Sage

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    I have never been witness to someone accusing someone else of having sex with a bowl of spinach. Tonight has been a night of firsts.
     
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  7. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    In response to the 'Guess the age of the penis' thread.......


     
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  8. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    Piggit welcoming a new member and describing the forum:

    Hola! We really don't bite. Hard. Much. Often.

    At least, I don't.
     
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  9. ShakeZula

    ShakeZula The Master Shake

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    -S-
     
    • Empathize Empathize x 1
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  10. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    MusicMachine
    Everyday I look on the quotable quotes only to be disappointed. My ego is withering away.:razz:



    Chunky
    It would only fill a small warehouse now then..........:grin:
     
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  11. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    Leila and Chunky discussing the new iPhone

    Chunky
    Does it vibrate....(back off topic)...??

    Leila
    Of course it does, with mulitple speeds for....

    Oh...you mean the iPhone....
     
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  12. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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    Sorry, can't give credit to original poster because I can't remember who it was.
     
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  13. kellycantcum

    kellycantcum Porn Star

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  14. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    A classic come-back from Kimiko

     
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  15. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    I honestly pissed my pants when she put that one up !
     
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  16. A010011000111

    A010011000111 Porn Star

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    this one actually made me laugh out loud.
     
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  17. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    HA! caffeine started that line :rolleyes:

    oh :eek: i mean BUMP :cool:
     
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  18. budgreeen

    budgreeen Porn Star

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    From the thread Underage....by Death109.....i really wanna fuck a 14 year old girl, but i know i'll get caught - so i'm not going to
     
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  19. As horny as you

    As horny as you Porn Star

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    i totally remember that one..nice
     
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  20. Ilion

    Ilion Guardian Nemesis

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    Great idea for a thread

    Thanks for bumping it Incubus
     
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