All of ‘em.

 

SoASS puts up his dukes & starts singing 'eat me, eat me, come and eat me.'

 

And there's no such thing as "dirty fighting" it's a fight... Win any way you can. ❤️

 

I told my son that and he asked if it was a Mike Tyson quote.

 

Hahaha.. it is now.

 

Organized random thoughts haha.. something like jumbo shrimp?

 

Sweet fancy crackers go sit down you are in a timeout.

 

That's it. I'm pulling your invite.

 

So much for my order of a Brontosaurus Burger...

 

Microwaved the trifle? I'm not even a Brit and I know better than not to do that!!

 

I wonder were they get them from.

 

Toronto Maple Lose or Laughs.

 

I dunno what the hell that was, but it wasn’t playoff hockey.

sigh

 

of course they do

 

I believe you would go flying out horizontally due to the spinning of the sphere you had been on.

 

Earth is flat not sphere.

 

If it was flat, cats would have knocked everything off by now!

 

Since you're already upside down you would keep going south! lol

 

Yep, just before and after they farted.
People talk about belly laughs but the best make you fart and if it's too audible than everyone laughs.

 

But....but....but.... You ARE pretty darn entertaining ya know.

 

Yes I can be entertaining if you like my kind of entertainment.

 

I hear ya, my sister!

 

My fave is when they come out of the gate with their kink, whatever it is.

Yeesh, dude. Put your degradation away; I just had the furniture cleaned.

 

Yes exactly or the introduction is “What are you into?”. I usually say I really enjoyed working out lol.

 

So... if you ever have to wear an ankle monitor, then long pants will have to be the fashion.

 

I can only hope it's not going to be in the summer if that should ever come to fruition

 

Are you trying to insinuate, that hot men don’t want to come to your bed?????? Not buying it gorgeous!!

 

Hmm. Fair point.
Ok I’ll use The Force to get them to buy me things like ice cream and nachos.

 

Single white female seeks hot men to come have sex with me. Bring nachos and ice cream lol

 

Too much? How about just ice cream? We can use it as a sex prop too

 

Now you really are using the force!!

 

Doesn't it share some of the same ingredients or am I thinking about agent Orange

 

One or the other, beats the hell out of weedwacking!

 

Whacking the weeds hahaha. I prefer to burn it than whack

 

Like I always say, I dont smoke weeds, ...crabgrass, clover make mowing the lawn more miserable than it is, growing over the walks, the street...if man were meant to weedwack he wouldnt have invented roundup, agent orange, napalm or any other defoliant

 

If you pass it I wont

 

I joined cuz @StrawberryCupcake did..

 

But you also get coffee @hannahsbigdaddy .

 

Can't beat that @StrawberryCupcake